Producers typical marriage VENEZUELAN
Saturday, May 21, 2011
Little Bubble Blisters In Mouth
Mr. Ivan Sierra Ramirez Journalist "If there is an event in Venezuela that makes history, that is the celebration of marriage: costumes, sequins , frosts, false eyelashes, tufts, rice, pictures, tears, cheese, flowers, tequeños, Whisky, merengue, centerpieces and even the impeller 'little train', are elements which are indispensable in this type of event.
After the inevitable motorcade arriving guests at the reception.
In this part of the ritual is a lady who always gives the son a pain, accompanied by the classic ... 'If you continue, we'll fuck YA !!!', pal and some other guest belly that uses the distraction of the people before the arrival of the bride to accommodate the ball and settled the tie.
heroically The bride wears the medieval torture device called 'wedding dress', which is designed to make it look at least as similar as possible to itself, so that the groom will spend all night wondering ... 'Will this be for real Monica ...?'.
* PROCESSION BEGINS *...
already at the banquet up to the couple, if they are of good stock, subject to the rigors of the greeting. There, husband and wife in the company of their parents, receive congratulations from those who are coming into a kind of 'makeshift sales tax. "
then turn it is to shoot, which lasts at least three hours or seven rolls (whichever comes first).
First photo of the couple, then of them with parents, and the brothers, brothers, first wives of some of them turn and groom's sister less, the picture with the sponsor, the photo with her best friend and best friend of his (always thought they were getting married, but he is not yet being smashed at parties and meetings). Then come
uncles, cousins, second and third (although they are seeing for the first time in their lives, living in nursing Caripe and always like to come over) and also the photo with the neighbor who changed her diapers when she was little and the picture with a man who, although not invited to this marriage, came to ask ... 'Who is a blue Corolla, I is trance?'.
* FROM HEAT AND TASTE *...
waltz time arrives. Here the bride must dance with each of the above persons (not including the man who was trance), and the old man who is extremely friendly from the Sobon family is the pussy.
The orchestra, tastefully commission the singer to congratulate the groom, calling him by the wrong name so we can kick the ball.
Following the waltz, paso doble to come when there is an abrupt change to confuse the old man (still pressing the bride more than they should).
Command waiters tables located in a service full 'whiskey, and a drink do not worry, there will always be a subject category' male payer accounts' that asks ... 'How you take my horse? ", While the ladies pounce on the cheese table with a plate in each hand (one for herself and one for his mate, who said ...' Black, and bring me a little 'cheese', while bells drink with your finger).
* MY LIFE BY A *... CHEESE STICKS
the bunch at this point come the appetizers: the sound of dozens of people chewing, is appeased only by the orchestra (which by the way crabs walk the uncle of the bride has asked rascao well as seven times 'Anxiety' in Chelique Sarabia).
Meanwhile, meatballs, cheese, and mini lumpia cachapitas prepare their departure, and in the middle of the night listening to the cry of a lady in long dress and pompadour who, emulating Rodrigo de Triana, manages to catch sight of first that the whole party waiting and then screams in a shrill voice ...
'Came tequeños!'.
nervous shock and invade the living room. The landlord knows he has to tie his pants or finish rolling on the floor, as the inflamed masses pounce on him, who in addition to load the tray has to dodge two fat ladies who chase around the room. By the way, has to stoop to that little girls of courtship (both black suits and crawling), requesting a price appetizers, so it has to meet the claim of the couple who say 'The table that you have not been nor one appetizers. "
Tequeño The last tray is always a source of disputes, suspicious looks and the occasional nervous giggle. In the end, as in the West, wins the fastest and not the most refined. Parallel to this, the image of the napkins at the table with three or four tequeños monitored and protected by the fierce gaze of the owner (a) who has no intention of negotiating on the black market.
SE ARMO * A *... CLEAN
After dinner, it is the turn to tradition. I refer to the 'bouquet' and the 'league'. First the bride, with the help of the orchestra, is calling on the single as you watch carefully where you are stuck Magalys, his lifelong friend who is about to become pa 'dressed saints, encouraging all parties to other ladies who refuse to go because it is 'unlucky' because they have enough to have gone alone to the wedding and by the way, at the party there is not one man worth (we speak of those who went to the party to find who bruised that night).
Bride is placed on his back, throws the 'bouquet' and is armed ment, 'all' are falling coñazo pa 'see who grabs it, it rubs Magalys, but falls into the hands of the' ex-girlfriend 'of the groom, although it left two years ago by a Swedish (which is terrific) and I had met at a symposium, completed and then became a good friend of the happy couple and why they invited.
the turn of the groom. He kneels down to get the league's requirement that public and singer (who remains committed to the guy called Arnold and Aroldo not), it has to do with teeth.
Finally, the groom gets his task, then accidentally hit the mouth of the sole of the shoe of the bride.
The call now is for singles. New league launch and falls directly into the hands of the son of the neighbor who is 18, acne is what you eat and the way is yellow because of 'MANUELITA'.
manganzones The choir begins to cry because they begin the last part of the event, where the poor fuck has to put it to that won the 'bouquet' (who is the 'ex-girlfriend' of the bridegroom who is passing excellent and operate just the tits), and who left the Swedish and just draw with a heatsink, which is already horny enough with the 'guevonaita'.
* CRAZY TIME ()*... Inevitable
It opens up the no less than popular CRAZY TIME: grab your dick, his rattle, serpentine, the slip of paper and how 'coroto' make some noise and mess that sucks ... in this part of the cultural act enters a character must in any party ... 'Henry' (which tell Kike), the famous chubby cousin of the groom is hesitant, and mother fucker and fuck first and extremely friendly and rumba step, will organize the 'little train' (try to get a good hip to support your hands) because within minutes you will be sucked into a row of people to the beat of the conga Ricardo Montaner, stick jumped up and stretch the leg, confident in the high state of intoxication imperative that protects their identities until the next day.
* LAST *... ACT
With the rumba lit, makes her grand entrance a group of drummers.
Here pretty girls of society, the graduates Bostonians, fine gourmet, and the mummy of 'ship' (the same tits operated, the 'ex') as if by magic and without being able to avoid it, as if possessed by a large spectrum beyond ... Millet, gets out the black, 'Breaking the taboo' and start, heels in hand and arremangaa skirt, dancing drums coast, of course, without a hell of pace, legs abiertotas, but they swear that black dance Tambor Urbano.
For their part, gentlemen, tie side and 'avocado' in hand, hunt picones and incorporated into a pescao wheel in the middle of the room. Abundant sweat (of the 'bouquet' is arranged tits, and having a strapless dress and are about to pull out).
Now the pod was good and while all show their exuberance, the occasional drunken shrimp catches the first night, while at a table in the distance are two fuck alone and one says to another totally frustrated ... 'When I carajito ass boyfriend who was married. " Also provided is the one who seeks to find answers through the glass of whiskey, 'and that magician looks through the ice and the yellow of the' black box '.
Also lady vomiting and vomiting of pea that has, and has the balls to tell the holy boyfriend 'AYYYY!, Sorry my life, I do not know what came over me, I'm not used to drinking and the inevitable bully ...', and that the party wants to end pain in the ass clean, because as He saw her ass dame.
Segurito you have ever been in a 'ACT CULTURAL 'like that, or maybe we could be describing your wedding' with Venezuelan pride. "
* NOTE *:
Any resemblance to reality is pure coincidence!
heroically The bride wears the medieval torture device called 'wedding dress', which is designed to make it look at least as similar as possible to itself, so that the groom will spend all night wondering ... 'Will this be for real Monica ...?'.
* PROCESSION BEGINS *...
already at the banquet up to the couple, if they are of good stock, subject to the rigors of the greeting. There, husband and wife in the company of their parents, receive congratulations from those who are coming into a kind of 'makeshift sales tax. "
then turn it is to shoot, which lasts at least three hours or seven rolls (whichever comes first).
First photo of the couple, then of them with parents, and the brothers, brothers, first wives of some of them turn and groom's sister less, the picture with the sponsor, the photo with her best friend and best friend of his (always thought they were getting married, but he is not yet being smashed at parties and meetings). Then come
uncles, cousins, second and third (although they are seeing for the first time in their lives, living in nursing Caripe and always like to come over) and also the photo with the neighbor who changed her diapers when she was little and the picture with a man who, although not invited to this marriage, came to ask ... 'Who is a blue Corolla, I is trance?'.
* FROM HEAT AND TASTE *...
waltz time arrives. Here the bride must dance with each of the above persons (not including the man who was trance), and the old man who is extremely friendly from the Sobon family is the pussy.
The orchestra, tastefully commission the singer to congratulate the groom, calling him by the wrong name so we can kick the ball.
Following the waltz, paso doble to come when there is an abrupt change to confuse the old man (still pressing the bride more than they should).
Command waiters tables located in a service full 'whiskey, and a drink do not worry, there will always be a subject category' male payer accounts' that asks ... 'How you take my horse? ", While the ladies pounce on the cheese table with a plate in each hand (one for herself and one for his mate, who said ...' Black, and bring me a little 'cheese', while bells drink with your finger).
* MY LIFE BY A *... CHEESE STICKS
the bunch at this point come the appetizers: the sound of dozens of people chewing, is appeased only by the orchestra (which by the way crabs walk the uncle of the bride has asked rascao well as seven times 'Anxiety' in Chelique Sarabia).
Meanwhile, meatballs, cheese, and mini lumpia cachapitas prepare their departure, and in the middle of the night listening to the cry of a lady in long dress and pompadour who, emulating Rodrigo de Triana, manages to catch sight of first that the whole party waiting and then screams in a shrill voice ...
'Came tequeños!'.
nervous shock and invade the living room. The landlord knows he has to tie his pants or finish rolling on the floor, as the inflamed masses pounce on him, who in addition to load the tray has to dodge two fat ladies who chase around the room. By the way, has to stoop to that little girls of courtship (both black suits and crawling), requesting a price appetizers, so it has to meet the claim of the couple who say 'The table that you have not been nor one appetizers. "
Tequeño The last tray is always a source of disputes, suspicious looks and the occasional nervous giggle. In the end, as in the West, wins the fastest and not the most refined. Parallel to this, the image of the napkins at the table with three or four tequeños monitored and protected by the fierce gaze of the owner (a) who has no intention of negotiating on the black market.
SE ARMO * A *... CLEAN
After dinner, it is the turn to tradition. I refer to the 'bouquet' and the 'league'. First the bride, with the help of the orchestra, is calling on the single as you watch carefully where you are stuck Magalys, his lifelong friend who is about to become pa 'dressed saints, encouraging all parties to other ladies who refuse to go because it is 'unlucky' because they have enough to have gone alone to the wedding and by the way, at the party there is not one man worth (we speak of those who went to the party to find who bruised that night).
Bride is placed on his back, throws the 'bouquet' and is armed ment, 'all' are falling coñazo pa 'see who grabs it, it rubs Magalys, but falls into the hands of the' ex-girlfriend 'of the groom, although it left two years ago by a Swedish (which is terrific) and I had met at a symposium, completed and then became a good friend of the happy couple and why they invited.
the turn of the groom. He kneels down to get the league's requirement that public and singer (who remains committed to the guy called Arnold and Aroldo not), it has to do with teeth.
Finally, the groom gets his task, then accidentally hit the mouth of the sole of the shoe of the bride.
The call now is for singles. New league launch and falls directly into the hands of the son of the neighbor who is 18, acne is what you eat and the way is yellow because of 'MANUELITA'.
manganzones The choir begins to cry because they begin the last part of the event, where the poor fuck has to put it to that won the 'bouquet' (who is the 'ex-girlfriend' of the bridegroom who is passing excellent and operate just the tits), and who left the Swedish and just draw with a heatsink, which is already horny enough with the 'guevonaita'.
* CRAZY TIME ()*... Inevitable
It opens up the no less than popular CRAZY TIME: grab your dick, his rattle, serpentine, the slip of paper and how 'coroto' make some noise and mess that sucks ... in this part of the cultural act enters a character must in any party ... 'Henry' (which tell Kike), the famous chubby cousin of the groom is hesitant, and mother fucker and fuck first and extremely friendly and rumba step, will organize the 'little train' (try to get a good hip to support your hands) because within minutes you will be sucked into a row of people to the beat of the conga Ricardo Montaner, stick jumped up and stretch the leg, confident in the high state of intoxication imperative that protects their identities until the next day.
* LAST *... ACT
With the rumba lit, makes her grand entrance a group of drummers.
Here pretty girls of society, the graduates Bostonians, fine gourmet, and the mummy of 'ship' (the same tits operated, the 'ex') as if by magic and without being able to avoid it, as if possessed by a large spectrum beyond ... Millet, gets out the black, 'Breaking the taboo' and start, heels in hand and arremangaa skirt, dancing drums coast, of course, without a hell of pace, legs abiertotas, but they swear that black dance Tambor Urbano.
For their part, gentlemen, tie side and 'avocado' in hand, hunt picones and incorporated into a pescao wheel in the middle of the room. Abundant sweat (of the 'bouquet' is arranged tits, and having a strapless dress and are about to pull out).
Now the pod was good and while all show their exuberance, the occasional drunken shrimp catches the first night, while at a table in the distance are two fuck alone and one says to another totally frustrated ... 'When I carajito ass boyfriend who was married. " Also provided is the one who seeks to find answers through the glass of whiskey, 'and that magician looks through the ice and the yellow of the' black box '.
Also lady vomiting and vomiting of pea that has, and has the balls to tell the holy boyfriend 'AYYYY!, Sorry my life, I do not know what came over me, I'm not used to drinking and the inevitable bully ...', and that the party wants to end pain in the ass clean, because as He saw her ass dame.
Segurito you have ever been in a 'ACT CULTURAL 'like that, or maybe we could be describing your wedding' with Venezuelan pride. "
* NOTE *:
Any resemblance to reality is pure coincidence!
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