Wednesday, June 2, 2010

Xylocaine Before Brazilian

An elderly couple was celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary

So they decided to return to the small town where they had met.


Sitting alongside them in a cafe, was the local police who smiled as they talked ...

- Remember the first time we made love? It was on this meadow is across the road ... when you put against the fence. Why do not we do it again for old times? They left

coffee and crossed to the meadow.

The policeman smiled, thinking how romantic they were, and it would be best that you take a look at the couple, just in case they did hurt.

The old man took his wife when they were naked and leaned against the fence.

The policeman, still watching, I could not believe my eyes: With the vitality of a young girl, she moved up and down violently, while her husband was convulsed like a savage.

continued thus for a long time until the two fell to the ground, completely exhausted.

Later the police came and said,

- Has been how to make love prettiest I've seen in my life ... You must be a pretty wild couple when they were young

- No. .. Not really, said the old man - when we were young, that fucking fence was not electric ......


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